A kisser full of humble pie

A kisser full of humble pie

The Mueller Report brings back memories of an insult that boomeranged. I insulted Conrad. He was a bleak, unpopular drinker in my father’s saloon. My insult haunts me. The taproom was so tiny we heard all conversations without eavesdropping. We know, for instance,...
A kisser full of humble pie

When did your partner stop beating you?

Suppose you and I run against each other for a political office. In an interview I say that I have heard that you watch a lot of extreme porn. And that you hang around playgrounds where young children frolic. You scream “Foul!”  You claim you don’t watch porn. As...
A kisser full of humble pie

Ain’t that the truth

Truth, New York State and you: June worked for me. Many years ago. We worked for a company owned by Harry. Harry came out with a number of changes that would save money for the company. But they would harm our workers. My job was to explain the many details of the...
A kisser full of humble pie

Sane is Soooo Boring

My file runneth over. The file I label ARE WE CRAZY??? Our Homeland Security Secretary just testified to Congress. About the migration crisis on our southern border. She told us illegal immigration is “spiraling out of control”. Many politicians said “Nah.” Many in...
A kisser full of humble pie

Start the music for the reparations waltz

Reparations are all the rage again. A lot of people reckon we taxpayers should shell out reparations. To descendants of American slaves. And to Native Americans. (Some of our candidates for the White House call for these reparations.) This presents a few problems....